For Only $99,900…and 10 cents

Dear people of the Internet,

If you're already thinking of what to get me for Christmas, look no further.


Here's what I love about this eBay listing:

  1. The fact that a "full sized raptor" comes with it.
  2. There's a 14 day money-back guarantee. As if you wouldn't be satisfied with a life-sized raptor cage.
  3. The bidding started at 99 cents.
  4. The "collection in person" is free. As opposed to those times when sellers charge a couple grand more for you to come get it.
  5. And finally – the hope that whoever buys this will put it in their living room as a "conversation piece." Cause that, my friends, would win the Best Conversation Piece Ever Award.