For Only $99,900…and 10 cents
Dear people of the Internet,
If you're already thinking of what to get me for Christmas, look no further.
Here's what I love about this eBay listing:
- The fact that a "full sized raptor" comes with it.
- There's a 14 day money-back guarantee. As if you wouldn't be satisfied with a life-sized raptor cage.
- The bidding started at 99 cents.
- The "collection in person" is free. As opposed to those times when sellers charge a couple grand more for you to come get it.
- And finally – the hope that whoever buys this will put it in their living room as a "conversation piece." Cause that, my friends, would win the Best Conversation Piece Ever Award.